Skools Out

Come to Quebec and get yourself a good edumacation.

Becawse rite hear in la bell Province our governanement is completely on the side of awl parents seeking to provide there chilldren wif the best education the governmant thinks they are entittled too. Yoo don't even have to worrry about wat language they speek at home, or anywhere else for thatt matter, our politisians will decide for you, no need to think.

And dont worry aboot overcrowdded classrooms, cus the governanenment is working day and nite to discoorage everyone fromm attending public school by creating legislashon that will drive all the rich kids into privaat schools and eveyone else out of the province.

Yess, oor governanenenment is competelely focussed on creating new rools for educashun in Quebec to satisffy the harshest and most revered of all critics: the lawyers and the radicalls. So we mustn't bother them with poles that indacate the vast majorrity of parrants in the province want to have a choyce when it comes to the langwage of instrucshion for there children.

Oh, silly parrants. Like thay have any idea aboot what is besst for their kids. Donn't thay know thaat the governamenanement has the best interest of all citizzens in mind when thay ban the rite to choose? It's for there own good. Besides who bettter to plan the future of oor children thann overpaid, overpensioned politishuns who send there kids abroad to get theire educashun in ivy leegue private scools?

So stop whinning all yoo parrents who think the system is unfair, restrictive and completely incompatible with your needs and desires for your child's education. The government's job is not to protect your rights or to spend your tax dollars on an educational system to serve its population. The government's job is to stay elected.

I'm justt happie I got thru my edumucation befour all this ruckkus started.