Things We Could Do Without

Welcome to the first ever instalment of:

Things We Could Do Without

On today's list...

People who make every situation all about them.
(News flash: the people nodding and smiling don't really like you.)

Commercials in movie theatres.
(I paid my $50, piss off!)

Shad flies.
(Surely the ecosystem can manage without them.)

Reality television.
(It isn't real, it's scripted. We're not that stupid.)

That unknown sticky substance on your seat in the Metro.
(Chances are you've sat in it at least once in your life.)

Signs that tell us how much our government is investing in infrastructure.
(...and just how much did the freakin' sign cost?)

Any discussion of the Canadian constitution.
(Whatever the legal mess, it works, so shut-up already.)

Outraged politicians.
(Mock anger is about as sincere as campaign promises.)

Televised poker.
(Wow, five fat guys sitting around a table playing cards...in HD!)

Pierre Gauthier.
(Please, somebody stop him before he signs Kostisen to an 8 year $60 million contract.)

Phones pretending to be cooler than the iPhone.
(Imitation is the sincerest form of crappery.)

Fox News.
(...and while I'm at it, all the people who think it's real news.)

Useless blogs.
(I hate them, they drive me... oh, wait ...what?)